Recent content by GenericZero

  1. GenericZero

    General Balduvian Trading Post(s)

    What kind of place is this where Dr. Who gets 18 likes but YuGiOh gets 5? I'm ashamed of you all.
  2. GenericZero

    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    Brutal expulsion reads weird. Does the spell get countered when returned? I assume so. Still doesn't seem very exciting. But let's talk about Transgress the Mind. I dislike it. Why? I'm glad I asked myself that. Now with every return to X, we're bound to see familiar things that instill a...
  3. GenericZero

    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    I don't understand why they wasted a gold mechanic in a non-gold set. Honestly, it just feels very out of place. No set has gone without a gold subtheme since RTR. I'm sick of it.
  4. GenericZero

    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    Can't believe I got Wagg'd...
  5. GenericZero

    General Balduvian Trading Post(s)

    Somebody get a load of this ancient shit I dug up in the BTP forums. I'd love to see how disaster 2.0 turned out but I couldn't find any other posts by the guy after that one.
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    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    Idk how late or relevant this is but I spent a minute or so sitting here confused as to why Chris accused him of masturbating the culprit...
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    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    Most of the eldrazi are from one brood. Ulamog's brood. Now while Ulamog was my favorite of the three, his brood are a different story. They're all stuck somewhere between being too human and not enough alien. I get the route that creative was taking with them. Creatures of an uncanny...
  8. GenericZero

    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    They both have roughly the same effect on the game. Dealing with creatures in grindy ways and providing you with cards at a bit of a price. I dunno, maybe I'm reaching a bit. He's too good to be compared to Vraska. Almost strictly better. He just seems on par with Tamiyo's power level I guess...
  9. GenericZero

    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    Not gonna lie, if that reddit post is right about Ob Nixilus I'll be so disappointed. It's solid but easily the most lazy design on an otherwise interesting character that WotC has done yet. I mean really, you have a demonwalker and the most exciting things it can do is be a black Tamiyo? Lame.
  10. GenericZero

    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    Can we speculate on what Ob Nixilus will do as a card? He's getting a planeswalker card, so that means something interesting, hopefully.
  11. GenericZero

    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    As a member of a friend group who has made it our mission to watch all his films and have mostly accomplished that goal, I can confirm that he is indeed the funniest man on the big screen and anyone not entertained by him is someone you don't need in your life.
  12. GenericZero

    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    Late to the party here. Also, it's okay Wadds. Gideon dies in this block. I've got an inside source. Also, there will not be any enemy manlands in this set or the next one. EDIT: Why the fuck does Gideon's face look like he just walked off the set of Planet of the Apes?
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    Sets Battle for Zendikar Spoilers

    C'mon wadds, don't tease us with hints at a new OKC article.
  14. GenericZero

    General Thy Times Of The Great One Cometh!

    The joke is that Malfoy is a name synonymous with a popular Harry Potter character, and Harry Potter does magic. This card game is called magic. So clearly, this post by Jason is insinuating that this card reminds him of Hagrid, who regularly stood by Neville Longbottom any time Malfoy attempted...
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