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  1. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    Implying that making obvious sex jokes about cards containing obvious sex jokes is somehow devious? Well so what? edit: Is this all just cuz I said new serum visions looks like a bukkake film paused at just the right moment? Cuz I don't think I'm trying all that hard to see that. After all...
  2. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    I see nothing wrong with more freedom of artistic expression on magic cards.
  3. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    But if CML is the dear lord, then who is the dear god?
  4. GenericZero

    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    Nobody gonna mention my main man? Okay. I see how it be.
  5. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    That's a bukkake scene screencap and no amount of anything will change my mind.
  6. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    It can be public info. Not like it isn't already. @tipsycaek on twitter. Nothing special to look at but far from a nasty bish. Keep in mind if you embarrass yourself, she WILL publicly shame you with screencaps of the incident. I like to think her and CML would make a good couple.
  7. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    I know a 24 year old chick in Seattle. Likes to webcam for money and is a pretty big anime geek. Extremely introverted but always looking for NSA hook ups. Unfortunately for her, most dudes with any interest in her ironically want more than just casual secks. So she bitches about it on twitter...
  8. GenericZero

    Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts,

    I see some points but the post loses me pretty quick as I hate the awful spelling and stand by my own beliefs.
  9. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    Poker's a dumb gambling game for gullible fools and cruel con-artist types of folk. EDIT: sarcasm, fellas
  10. GenericZero

    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    It seems extremely comparible to this ISIS bomber fanatic I know. I really dislike that it deals damage back to you, cuz half the time it means it'll be impersonating Avenging Arrow but with slightly more conditions. Could be alright, but I doubt it.
  11. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    Yea, I surf shitty imageboards all the time and even I find this to be a steamy turd.
  12. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    Hey, I can't wait to spend 40 to draft, wreck every sad excuse of a player up at my LGS, only to see the 12 year old girl get the goyf and actually know its value too well thanks to smartphones. Then in my 1st place prize packs (which will MAYBE be 6 packs of MM2) I can maybe pull a primeval...
  13. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    So...fun new discussion. If you had to choose three sets that aren't core sets to draft one pack of each from the Modern pool, what would you choose?
  14. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    If that's a pic of her bf, she clearly has self esteem issues cuz nothing about him reads as superior to the undeniable pussy magnet that is CML. EDIT: WWE superstar Triple H = The Game MtG = great game Hunting men = the most dangerous game Chess = best game
  15. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    What would it be like to draft KTK, INN, and ROE as an actual draft? You know, one pack per set. 3 packs total. 8 man draft. Winner gets tickets to see Jurassic World.
  16. GenericZero

    General Print this Wizards! (So I can put it in my cube)

    You could always commission a piece from a very talented but down-on-luck deviantartist. Do a bit of digging and you can get stuff cheap.
  17. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    What's this mess? An on-topic post? Can't you see we've already derailed onto a discussion about Jurassic Magic? If anyone needs to show themselves to the door, it is you. Come back when you have something Mesozoic to contribute.
  18. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    See, these are sweet. Except for the issue that they are bad cards. We need wizards to give dinosaurs the Avacyn treatment. Build a set around prehistoric tropes, fill it with dinos. Make good dinos. End of story.
  19. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    I dunno, I've openly expressed a strong disliking for him on quite a few occasions. Something about him just clashes with my very existence in a bad way.
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