General You Have Been Warned

[Velrun]

Which state do blue-red-black mages live in?

Grixissippi


I know, I know.. if I keep these lame ass jokes up, I will be Bant.

 

[Chris Taylor]

I think I just took d8 psychic damage

 

[Rowan_CB]

That was esperciously egregious.

 

[blacksmithy]

wouldjund’t you nayat, this thread got me good

 

[SirFunchalot]

Boooooooo

 

[sigh]

this was definitely alaraming

 

[Jason Waddell]

shard

 

[Onderzeeboot]

Boooooooo

I think you meant "Booooooooooolas"

 

[tbo]

How do the golgari say goodbye?

"Bayou"

 

[inscho]

"baby, are you gruul? because you are making my bloodrush"

 

[Onderzeeboot]

"baby, are you gruul? because you are making my bloodrush"

Baby, are you Gruul? Because you are a riot!

 

[Zoss]

"baby, are you gruul? because all of a sudden I want to SMASH"

 

[blacksmithy]

baby are you dimir because you fill me with unnamed dread

 

[Jason Waddell]

How do people not know what guild baby is?

 

[Velrun]

Why is there no black or red mana on Bant?

Because they’re Rakdos intolerant!

 

[Velrun]

Why did Carnage Tyrant keep falling off the bar?

Because “Carnage Tyrant can't be countered.”

 

[Velrun]

“I cast Collected Company”

“I’m gonna counter it.”

“With which spell?”

“With Dispell”

 

[Velrun]

A priest, a confidant and a hierarch walk into an inn.

The three of them go up to the counter to order a drink, when suddenly the confidant and the hierarch drop dead.

The priest falls to their knees and cries to the innkeeper: "What the Nyx just happened?!”

The talented innkeeper looks down and says: "Eh, what'd ya expect? This is a -1/-1 counter."