The Djinn of Wishes flavor is so funny.
Wizard: Oh, my! A genie!
Djinn: YES...I WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES
Wizard: Fantastic! I would li-
Djinn: DO YOU WANT THIS FREE GIANT SPIDER?
Wizard: Uhm...well, yes...I suppose...
Djinn: WISH GRANTED. IT IS NOT FREE. YOU HAVE PAID ELSEWHERE IN YOUR LIFE...