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  1. Zoss

    General spam thread about buying drugs online

    galepowder mage >this weird wizard on a pair of bongo drums with wings shows up >threatens to smack my boss around >offers me this powder >says it'll feel like flying >surewhynot.bmp >it sends me to the shadow realm >like I leave this fucking plane of existence >when I wake up he's nowhere to...
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    General Fight Club

    Neonate feels disappointing to cast 25-50% of the time, whereas I always feel like I get my money's worth out of Epicure. I would go to two Epicures before I added a Neonate unless Aristocrats really need a boost or something.
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    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    Judge's Familiar Hard Evidence The Blackstaff of Waterdeep Lantern Bearer Siren Stormtamer Hypnotic Siren Enclave Cryptologist Depending on what you want to do and your definition of "1-drop," I've found these to be reasonable creature and creature-adjacent cards that mostly get played on turn...
  4. Zoss

    Inscho's Graveyard Combo Cube

    Maybe this is heretical, but could Lizard Blades be the cut for the helm? It's a similar slot and if you squint they're both aggro cards. +2/+2 is an awful lot like double strike on critters that are 2/2 or smaller, after all.
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    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    It's a very fun card, but it's also $65, so . . .
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    The Greater Aurora

    Cards look cool! Are the names going to get changed? It seems like a very decisive decision to use the same name and artwork as existing cards while retaining a similar effect.
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    General CBS

    I drafted Alpha once (online, not IRL) which is and isn't the same as what you describe. My deck was nine Circles of Protection spread throughout all five colors and forty-two cards so that I could win by mill. It was about as fun as you'd think for the first couple of hours, but when we got to...
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    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    Okay, that's totally reasonable lol. Definitely not a high-powered card, but if it doesn't do anything in kitchen table games then it's not going to cut it here. I guess I should have figured that out from it being cheap as dirt.
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    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    Brine Shaman Has anyone ever tested this strange, strange card? I feel like it has to do something.
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    General Removal density

    Necro, but I just realized that we may have been asking the wrong question here. Instead of percentages of spells dedicated to removing other permanent, I'd like to pose the following: what is the ratio of spells that can remove creatures to the number of creatures you have? No need to take into...
  11. Zoss

    Highball: Legacy of the Rails

    Agree to disagree on Linarch Veteran, I guess--its performance in MID was definitely not because of the lifegain deck--and agreed on Covetous Castaway not quite getting there. I really wish that card had an ETB trigger rather than a death trigger. Time for customs, right? As for the Hermit, I...
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    Highball: Legacy of the Rails

    I feel like you're looking at the "wrong" Disturb cards for consideration. Specifically, I feel like Lunarch Veteran and Malevolent Hermit might be more your speed than bulky finishers or combo pieces. Lantern Bearer is my other pick for a flagship Distrub critter, but you're not supporting that...
  13. Zoss

    Sets (NEO) Kamigawa: Neon Dynasty Previews

    No, but I was considering him. I've always thought that cards like this just needed a keyword or two to be viable, and this sure is. Maybe there's something cute to be done with Memnite? It seems tricky to have a deck that both modifies creatures and cares about recursion while wanting to attack...
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    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    No, cool as it is. You can't even use it to stabilize the board because killing any nontoken creature on the opponent's side ends the effect, meaning that decks have be okay with either using the zombies as resources or waiting for a single attack. That makes it incredibly narrow while requiring...
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    General Fight Club

    Ramunap Ruins Barbarian Ring This might just be splitting hairs, tbh. I think I value the simplicity of Barbarian Ring most of all, followed by the ability to hit creatures. But does anyone else run it over the Ruins? Is the prevalence of Ruins just due to it making bigger waves in standard?
  16. Zoss

    General "Looking for a card"-Thread

    Sure are :oops:
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    Card/Deck Low Power Card Spotlight

    No no, an Emblam is what Deadeye Jace, the first gun-themed Planeswalker, makes when he ults. :texas:
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    General Fight Club

    Arcanist is the more interesting card because it requires you to enter the rumble zone and thereby changes your play patters, whereas Magmatic Channeler is a Saga with a bunch of chapters that give you an option to cast a variant on Tormenting Voices and then you get a 4/4 as the last chapter...
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    General Weekly Fun Q: What is your most undervalued card?

    If I ever stop posting about this card, please assume that I've been replaced by some sort of android. More or Less This card does it all. Silly combos, serious combos, combat tricks, counterspells, a kill spell for X/1s, this thing is only limited by your imagination. I truly believe that...
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    General Fight Club

    Shard So, okay, it's a token, and yes, it draws on death, but this is pretty similar to the dog's effect and I think it goes to show that enchantments can just draw a card upon state change. Also, even more than that, I think the fact that it took us so long to remember that these exist goes...
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