No one's excited by the vampire that publicly reads feminist literature but privately watches Vladimir Tate?

I like hybrids. I like triggered abilities. I like tapping my Spawns for stuff.
I don't like that this dude took a Thunder Junction choo-choo train from Hogwarts to show up in my nostalgia elf tribal set.
I also don't like the vampire heartthrob aesthetic. More Innistrad. Less Twilight. Please.
Is he purple? Is the light shining on him purple? Is this a new race of vampire? Why are his eyes uneven? Is that part of this new race?
Overall, I give it a 0/10 and I'll definitely run it.