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[Eldrazi Domain Seat C] Jason - what kind of monster doesn't like sandwiches?
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Look, sandwiches and me have a long history of mutual enmity, mostly due to the fact that a) I made my own in high school b) my parents only stocked low-fat/fat-free meat and cheese and the cardboard-tasting Arnold's whole-wheat bread and c) I was only ever allowed to put two paper-thin slices of meat and cheese (seriously, these things were transparent) on my sandwiches, meaning that I was always ravenous after I finished eating my sandwiches at ten in the morning because I would get super hungry like teenagers do and eat them when I crashed from breakfast at 5:30, so as a result sandwiches always taste like despair and hunger to me regardless of how delicious they themselves may be.
tl;dr, I ate a lot of sad sandwiches and hold a grudge.
tl;dr, I ate a lot of sad sandwiches and hold a grudge.
But think of all the happy sandwiches you could now be eating
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No.
Edit: they would still be sad, because sandwiches are highly empathetic creatures.
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