I don't really understand the joke here, but this card aint bad.
I'm the one person on the planet who
instantly got this joke outside of the dev team and nobody else has posted the phrase "Drake Stone" in this thread (I checked) so I have to explain this!
There's a Disney movie from 2010 named
The Sorcerer's Apprentice.
It has an antagonist named
Drake Stone who uses his poorly-trained actual magic to be the world's most famous celebrity stage magician because nobody knows magic is real. (Or something like that, I never saw it, work with me here.)
So anyway, WotC goes to Disney and says "hey we like magic" and then wrote
an article, which is now broken, over on the Mothership about the resulting crossover and
the cards on the poster that appeared in the movie:
One of the characters in the movie is Drake Stone, played by Toby Kebbell. And in the world of the movie, Drake is sponsored by Wizards of the Coast. He's such a celebrity that (in the world of The Sorcerer's Apprentice) he even appears on cards.
And that means that actual cards had to be made for the movie. And instead of just mocking up regular cards, Magic R&D was called upon to make new cards for Drake Stone's appearance. They even made him a Planeswalker!
So here, for the first time anywhere, is a look into the world of The Sorcerer's Apprentice through the prism of its four custom-made Drake Stone Magic cards that only appear in the magical world of cinema (and one pre-existing card that seemed like a natural fit)!
Sadly, those images are broken. But! We have the Internet Archive! So we have
a working copy of that page with images intact, so we can see the
Concentrate reprint and the - honestly totally printable give or take maybe the number of permanents in the ultimate - Drake Stone card himself:
This blue discard spell which would have been meh at like 2UU (think
Agonizing Memories but worse) but is, for some inexplicable reason, UU instead:
And the relevant ones, the other two Drake Stone cards that never actually existed:
And those are the two choices on
Stone Drake!