General Onderzeeboot, You See a Pair of Goblins...

[TrainmasterGT]

Do you–
Charge Them?
–OR–
Befriend Them?

 

[ravnic]

I would befriend them
They look like funny gym buddys

 

[Onderzeeboot]

I prefer to solve problems with words, rather than violence, so I would try to befriend them.

 

[Velrun]

I prefer to solve problems with words, rather than violence, so I would try to…

Too late

A large troll comes charging against you.



Choose your weapon

 

[Onderzeeboot]

Too late

A large troll comes charging against you.



Choose your weapon

I keep my distance, I choose archery! (Using flaming arrows, obviously, because troll!)

 

[TrainmasterGT]

I keep my distance, I choose archery! (Using flaming arrows, obviously, because troll!)

Damn, a flying troll? That must be scary to face down!!

 

[Onderzeeboot]

Damn, a flying troll? That must be scary to face down!!

Who said anything about flying?

 

[TrainmasterGT]

Who said anything about flying?

"Archery– This spell deals 5 damage to target creature with flying."

 

[Onderzeeboot]

"Archery– This spell deals 5 damage to target creature with flying."

Meh, I was going full D&D mode here, not actually looking at the card text, otherwise the choice wouldn't make sense anyway Also, ever shot a bow? It's not only for aerial targets WotC!

 

[LadyMapi]

C'mon, Velrun, you were supposed to go with

 

[Onderzeeboot]

Oh, easy, I choose Make a Retreat!