I always figured I was subconsciously ban baiting them calling their cubes "grim monolith cubes" (which may well be a literal discription of them) and constantly implying they were playing an inferior game with fewer fetch lands.
"We shall sit her at our computers and decide which of these green 3 drops are most suitable my grim monolith that is approximately 400 cards and which cards would be only suitable for a monolith twice that size"
"We shall sit her at our computers and decide which of these green 3 drops are most suitable my grim monolith that is approximately 400 cards and which cards would be only suitable for a monolith twice that size"