...however, none of that had anything to do with Betrayers of Kamigawa so let's talk about some cards from that, but in the spirit of 2006 I'm gonna shitpost. I hope everyone enjoys at least one of these bad takes/bad jokes/occasional glowing praise for a card I love!

/

/

can you believe they printed this at common

can you believe they printed this at all

even now that "lifelink" exists, this card still converts two mana into two life as many times as you want whenever it gets into combat. they just had no respect for aggressive creatures apparently.

it's been two decades and I still remember dying to this cycle of free splicers (except
Roar of Jukai. okay maybe not
Veil of Secrecy either. but wow,
Horobi's Whisper which also had the funniest fail state of them because 2/5 of this cycle cares if you control the appropriate type of basic but the other 3/5 don't)

they printed this, it went on to counter about 99,999 Jitte equip activations from its own controller. they reprinted it in Modern Masters in 2013 and it did
the same thing with Bonesplitter. they'd never word it this way these days but the entire dang
Glasskite vertical cycle does it that way!

if you are far enough ahead on board, you are legally obligated to use a second Shinobi to bounce the unblocked first Shinobi, then put the first one back in and announce
SHINOBI'S BACK

"
A card nicknamed 'Plan B' entered development at four mana and made brief stops at six, seven, and eight mana before going to ten due to the efforts of a couple determined playtesters."
it was still good enough to be a Block Contructed deck, albeit a far cuter version of the actually good one. they hadn't invented the
Worldpurge technology of emptying mana pools yet

you can't deck yourself. the rest is obvious, but that part's fun!

I have nothing to shitpost about this card, I love it and I might be putting it in my cube sometime soon. Also, it's never been reprinted with the original art, which makes me sad because I love original arts in general and also this one in particular.

one-card archetype and I love it. they also printed
Kami of False Hope in this set just to make sure you didn't have to think
too hard about how to make your opponent miserable
I just think he's neat

this idiot wins the "I wouldn't play it even if it wasn't symmetric" award

there was a semi-real deck in draft with this,
Battle-Mad Ronin,
Unearthly Blizzard, basically lapping all the stupid garbage nobody wanted and beating them to death before they got off the ground. unlike
Waxmane Baku it did not get windmill slammed so you'd get 'em all and bash with 'em

windmill slam this and put it in your deck to to kill Split-Tail Miko (
Torrent of Stone was the actually good red removal spell of the set)

I love that this steals things but does
not give them haste, because that just means you get an
incredibly good rate for the mana (two thefts, minimum, stapled to a 1RR 5/2 once you jump through the hoop, so they're probably just gonna die)

obviously an unbeatable bomb, but hilariously it often forced your opponent to make the correct play, and like yeah sure you won anyway but against bad players you
really wanna let them just sit back and do nothing until they die

never did manage to have a deck where this was playable even back when damage stacked. my buddy has an EDH deck with this as a general. I like this effect but it needs to be on like a
Crookclaw Transmuter and not a Squire for one mana more.

+

one time I assembled this at FNM. first opponent I made it happen against gave me the blankest stare I've ever seen when I told him he had died. I even had to manaburn! also Overblaze is stone unplayable and Hidetsugu, on his own, is pretty good

Mike Flores tried to take credit for playing this one in Block Constructed. If you were there you remember and if you weren't, don't worry about it, you see,
Isao, Enlightened Bushi dies to one Jitte counter...

I don't know who makes Snake kindred work in 2025 but I really want to draft your cube because I have fond memories of this (and
Summon the School, and
Sprout Swarm, because I am a total jerk)

okay, so "Equip" is "attach to target creature you control, at sorcery speed". Shuriken gives the ability to the creature. so the "Shuriken Trick" is
https://web.archive.org/web/20130620091555/http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/daily/mg166 said:
For those not in the know, here's the trick: You have Creature A, Creature B, and Shuriken (equipped to Creature A). One of those creatures has at least 3 toughness. You activate Shuriken's equip ability to attach it to Creature B. While that's on the stack, you tap Creature A to have it deal 2 damage to your opponent's creature. Shuriken falls off Creature A and your opponent gains control of it. Then the equip ability resolves and Shuriken becomes attached to your Creature B. Even though your opponent controls the Shuriken ,it's giving Creature B the damage-dealing ability, and your opponent can't move it because the equip ability must be played at sorcery speed. So now you tap Creature B to deal 2 damage to one of your own creatures (the one with 3 toughness). Shuriken falls off and you regain control of it since your creature was damaged.
but wait! you say. equip says "target creature you control"! why isn't it countered upon resolution?! I think it's because you controlled the Shuriken when you activated the ability?
Aether Hub is Super Nintendo Ice Bridge.