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  1. GenericZero

    General Terrible flavor texts

    Ah. I can dig it.
  2. GenericZero

    General Terrible flavor texts

    The fuck is with the "these are its last days" line? Just happened to stick or is it a reference?
  3. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    Actually this thread is about ethics in MtG journalism.
  4. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    Don't troll me with that bs. You know "fellas" can be gender neutral. Unless you're actively trying to be offended, lol.
  5. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    Well fuck you fellas for not acknowledging the lords of tv that are Rick & Morty.
  6. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    Dude, Steven Universe is my fucking jam!
  7. GenericZero

    General The Pro Tour Sucks

    I'm just gonna throw an unpopular opinion out there and say that while The Wire was and is an amazing show(one of my favs), I like GoT better. I can't really put my reasoning why into words. It just feels better? Maybe I'm just spewing uncultured american swine filth from my fingertips into the...
  8. GenericZero

    General Custom Cards: The Lab

    I don't care how good tutoring is, this dude requires too many hoops for too fragile a body. Make it ETB with 3 counters instead. At least then this strange blue take on Mentor of the Meek can pretend to be a cooler Concentrate. I don't mean to sound harsh, but it IS asking you to do quite a...
  9. GenericZero

    General Terrible flavor texts

    Diamond dude eggs playa
  10. GenericZero

    General CBS

    Be sassy, bring snacks, and leave them wondering whether or not they made a mistake and if they'd like to have you back in hopes of more snacks. You'd be surprised how far the offer of any free food and/or drink will get you.
  11. GenericZero

    General Terrible flavor texts

    I dunno how you guys feel about it, but I always enjoy this guy's flavor text. I guess it's probably because I love that guy, but maybe also cuz it references its previous self and the fact that being a goblin shaman is just a strange thing for goblins pf the mtg-verse.
  12. GenericZero

    General Custom Cards: The Lab

    Three white goats is about one too many.
  13. GenericZero

    General Decks that have 3-0'd your cube

    I don't see any reason why anyone would need threee of ANY card in cube besides Pod and maybe Rune Snag effects. Personally, I think most of the aggro one drops we all used to run three of are now fine as just two ofs.
  14. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    Diakonov, I give your post the greatest like I've ever given on here cuz it hits it out of the park for me. This article is brilliant and I'm only a tenth of the way in. Shit is long but it's like everything I've thought and felt is put into very smart words that make sense and what in my mind...
  15. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    Yea, you have a point. I do honestly like the characters quite a bit myself. Maybe I'm just grumpy that their issues seem to be getting a lot more attention than my issues, idk. But to be fair, they do have a lot of things going against them. But I know for a fact it's also true that there are a...
  16. GenericZero

    General CBS

    CML, your articles are possibly one of the greatest hidden gems in mtg culture.
  17. GenericZero

    General Modern Masters 2015

    Yea, I've become pretty cynical about this kind of stuff. I'm all for LGBT rights, but dealing with radfems, otherkin, and insane pro-censorship internet keyboard warriors (Geordie Tait & K.goldfish come to mind) has left me less sympathic to their struggle, if only because of the fact that...
  18. GenericZero

    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    I'd say it's hot but it really depends on what kind of powerful spells you're packing.
  19. GenericZero

    General Do finishers have to be so boring?

    So here's my questions: 1) Is a 7 mana bomb too much? What about in lower power(let's say morph)cubes? 2) Has anyone tested overseer of the damned and how was it? 3) Derailing question: what are some fair reanimator spells? I feel it has been discussed before but I wanna recap this.
  20. GenericZero

    General Do finishers have to be so boring?

    Soul of Innistard says hi.
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