Found it!
See, I remembered the wife being mentioned, which is how I was able to find the post :D Pictures are two posts up from this one (which you should be able to jump to by clicking japahn's name).
No, I'm super confident it's supposed to depict a halfling. Like I said, this is how halflings are supposed to look in 5e, small body, big head. Some artists pull off the look better than others, obviously. This one's a bit on the nose.
Good question! It's a halfling, and though WotC itself has been a bit inconsistent with halfling proportions over various editions, we're currently in 5e's Big Head mode. See also this informative blog post.
But Train, it's a red 2/2 with upside! At uncommon! Red is not supposed to get efficient two mana value 2/2 creatures, without a downside! What? Vanillas, are okay now? What?! They don't even need to be vanilla anymore?! They can even be all upside nowadays?! Utter madness, if you ask me!
Mown sums it up very well. Brad makes a good point as well. I'll add that the weight of a single die roll is way less important in D&D. Everyone rolls d20's to resolve attacks and skill checks, and the party's success (typically) doesn't hinge on a single d20 roll. Because the sheer number of...
The fact that it eats your normal draw means it can't stick around for long or you're going to lose because your opponent is literally drawing infinitely more cards than you. I think this card is pretty bad. If you're not abusing the draw 7, it's absolutely crippling. I mean, that is fitting...
Have I ever plugged this song?
Edit 1: No I haven't, but it seems like I also haven't plugged one of my favorite songs ever!
Edit 2: Or this gem!
Edit 1: Nothing holds a candle to my favorite nostalgic trip into happy happy land though :D
Since I'm not paying too much attention to Magic atm I haven't done an in-depth look at what is going to fit in my cube, but I like Chris's format.
Hits:
- Ability Words (I absolutely love these. Flavor punch meets modal spell.)
- Dungeon (The cards themselves are straightforward, but the three...