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  1. Zoss

    General You Have Been Warned

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    General Change in Competitive Tournaments

    Dammit, Vel, I'd hoped that this was another shitpost/groaner of a pun. This really stinks. (BTW, is Vel an okay nickname for you?)
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    [Eldrazi Domain Seat C] Jason - what kind of monster doesn't like sandwiches?

    No. Edit: they would still be sad, because sandwiches are highly empathetic creatures.
  4. Zoss

    [Eldrazi Domain Seat C] Jason - what kind of monster doesn't like sandwiches?

    Look, sandwiches and me have a long history of mutual enmity, mostly due to the fact that a) I made my own in high school b) my parents only stocked low-fat/fat-free meat and cheese and the cardboard-tasting Arnold's whole-wheat bread and c) I was only ever allowed to put two paper-thin slices...
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    General Renaming 'Breaking Singleton'

    If you're looking for a more positive spin, "Unrestricted" would work well! It even works within Magic's existing internal terminology.
  6. Zoss

    General Distanced Drafting--Online Cube League

    Hey Ravnic, great to see renewed interest! This kind of died out due to life getting crazy, but I'll be wrapping up grad school admissions around the end of the month so we'll try to get things restarted for June.
  7. Zoss

    RiptideLab's Most Liked Posts of 2015

    Is it possible to look at this data compared to other metrics of user activity? Also, I'd expect total likes to increase exponentially with activity, not linearly, as more people means not only more likes per post (because more people see any given post) but also more posts.
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    General Forum upgrade: tomorrow at some point (Sunday, April 25th)

    So... it's a hyperlink for phones?
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    General Waddellian, Riptidian, Funchian

    You raise a good point that making sex scenes look good on camera isn't their only job; however, by saying they're making it "satisfying to the camera" does, in fact, mean that they're "creat[ing] the most evocative sex scenes possible. Of course they're going to want it to play well, (duh), but...
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    Card/Deck Single Card Spotlight

    Grixis Ninjas? Jeskai Blink? Mardu Aristocrats? These all come to mind, but I don't have anything particular in mind beyond "that sounds plausible." And the first is a bit of a stretch. Really, so long as you don't mind the critter dying, it can be decent, especially if you almost want it in the...
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    General Waddellian, Riptidian, Funchian

    Horse hockey. That's like saying that the universe of Dora the Explorer is ripe for adult themes because no R-rated Dora the Explorer film has been a flop thus far. We absolutely can and should judge based on our expectations of things--it's a great part of the reason we don't get into traffic...
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    General Waddellian, Riptidian, Funchian

    My objection is more that LotR isn't great at telling those sorts of stories. As Japahn said so well, sex is not on anyone's mind in LotR. To insert discussion of it would be like having a musical episode of Breaking Bad or suddenly spending an episode of Battlestar Galactica on global...
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    General Forum upgrade: tomorrow at some point (Sunday, April 25th)

    Cool new feature I found--you can start writing a post on mobile, and then when you forget about it and go to re-write it on desktop, the draft is there waiting for you! Was this intended? Regardless, it's pretty neat.
  14. Zoss

    General Waddellian, Riptidian, Funchian

    Jason, why did you make me read this with my very own eyes.
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    General Waddellian, Riptidian, Funchian

    I am....not. Part of the casting call included being being comfortable with nudity, and I don't want my Song of Ice and Fire anywhere near my Lord of the Rings.
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