I have a cube night report! But I haven't posted a thread for my current cube (and it's a super high power battle cruiser cube anyways so i dare not post it here), so here we go!
The format: 2HG team grid draft. To speed up the pregame process we draft three 6x6 grids of spells and one 6x6 grid of lands.
The cube: a 300-card mega-power monster designed for the format heretofore described. Red is a combo/control color, and it runs utter BS like Backup Plan, Balance, and even (gasp) Recurring Nightmare.
The decks: my partner and I drafted erratically and built Jund Pod and Bant Blink (with all 5 colors for a big Bring to Light). Both decks could establish a board before turn 3, so they were pretty "aggro" for this cube. Our opponents got 6 of 8 Posts in the land grid, and so built Gruul Token Tron and Esper Reanimator Control.
The games: Game 1 was tight. We had a good board, which got demolished around turn 6 by EOT Entomb targeting Angel of Serenity, then Animate Dead on the same. However, they weren't able to pressure our life total much, so we rebuilt. They did land Hydra with Purphoros out, but didn't have the mana to go monstrous that turn. We knew we needed lethal, and we got it.
Our lethal turn involved Flickerwisping the Animate Dead to remove the Angel, then stealing the RG player's Hydra Broodmaster with Zealous Conscripts and swinging with Conscripts, a Demon token, a Priest of the Blood Rite equipped with Wargear, the Hydra of course, and some chumps on my side. What is that, 20 life or so? It was enough.
Game 2 was tighter. We seemed to be ahead most of the game, but this time Purphoros got us after machine-gunning our Planeswalkers. Once again, we faced Purphoros and Broodmaster, but couldn't quite kill them in time. Our plan was to Pod into Scuttling Doom Engine from Priest of the Blood Rite and then equip -> unequip Engine with Wargear to get the lethal face burn, BUT! Priest was Remanded. It was down to one game for the beautiful prize cards: Nessian Assp and a foil Custodian of the Trove.
The last game was not tight. I landed turn 1 Kytheon, an insane aggro bomb in 2HG because you can count your partner's dudes toward your flip count. (Seriously read the card, it's better than battalion.) We got the flip with Kytheon + my partners Bloodghast and Murderous Redcap, then he ran out Sarkhan Dragonspeaker the next turn so we both had superfriend beats to lay down. This was, of course, pretty shitty for the UWB player, who'd been holding Wrath of God all game. They Needled our Liliana of the Veil, Stoked my Garruk, and Banished Sarkhan, but I bought back Sarkhan for a turn with Flickerwisp to set up lethal. They conceded after realizing they couldn't even Shriekmaw the Redcap, who is, in fact, black, and the prizes were ours! My partner took the Assp for his Snake Tribal EDH deck, and since I was the one putting up the prizes anyway, Custodian is still waiting to find a home.