I've been working on an evolved retro list per the post above, and this is where it's currently at and what ended up being played last night. It's the base retro list with roughly 50 card swaps. All restrictions from the original retro list have essentially been lifted, but the goal was to keep the spirit of the "high power spell"/"lower power creature" idea alive. It needs work and I'll go into that a little more below.
http://www.cubetutor.com/viewcube/63093
So, one guy had never played Magic before. One other player was my spike friend and the 4th guy was a very casual player who really only plays Magic when we cube. Given that this list was completely new to everyone and one guy had never even played Magic before, we did 90 card sealed instead of draft. So the whole cube was technically in play, but as with sealed you tend to get locked out of building a tight archetype based list (I don't really care for sealed).
That said, the decks that got assembled where totally sweet and the games were super interesting (with maybe a few caveats).
I don't have the actual deck lists and am too lazy to put them together, but I'll give you the high level:
- Spike - Went for an Abzan value deck. Lots of creatures with sweet recursion synergy. Very solid build. Got a little greedy I think with the mana base (was hosed one game that I know of), but it was a really nice deck I'd probably call aggro/control due to the ways he could play it. Some key cards for him... Sword of Light and Shadow. That was both reach on his smaller dudes, resilience and added life gain which helped with racing. He also had some evoke dudes (shriekmaw that I know of) to get extra value on the raise dead trigger. Also had Lark and Exalted Angel (who won more than one game). All the life gain he had was key. My casual friend commented that he did over 30 points of damage one game and still couldn't kill him. This deck went 2-1, losing only to me. But we played only one game (it was late by the time he and I played), and there were a ton of play mistakes by Newbie and Casual Guy, making me uncertain if this really would have gone 2-1 playing against different pilots.
- Casual Guy - Build IMO the best deck at the table. It was a WG ramp deck. Best win condition was probably Mirari's Wake + Crush of Wurms, which he destroyed me with in game one of both our match and his match with Spike. He also had tutors to get his creatures (survival of the fittest and green sun's zenith), with really awesome targets (reclamation sage - which helped him beat my deck, troll ascetic (for removal heavy lists and to combo with his enchantments - rancor and armadillo cloak). I won the rubber match, and I'll go into more details below about that match in particular because it was an INSANE game of Magic we played. I probably should have lost but the way I won was just so awesome - game two in particualr).
- Newbie - I helped him build his deck as he was a bit overwhelmed. He choose the colors and a handful of cards he wanted to play, and I helped him make a solid list and fill out his lands. It ended up a GR deck with a tiny splash of blue. Ramp deck basically with some elves and hard to deal with things. Blue was there for snap and treasure cruise, both cards that came in super handy. He was short removal options and had no way to refuel after board wipes, so these cards helped him and were splashed at almost no cost due to really good fixing. I helped him play against me, and this was my only loss of the night. I simply could not deal with all the pressure he was able to put on the board. Overrun was the best card in his deck (granted, he also had deranged hermit). My deck was a tad slow against what he was doing. He also was drawing everything he needed when he needed it. Beginners luck I guess? Honestly, we played 5 games while we waited for the other match to end and I lost all 5 games! I thought my deck was literally crap until I started winning with it after this match-up. It was demoralizing. LOL.
- Me - So I've probably been watching too much LSV, but I ended up making a blue based big mana deck. I had Mox Diamond, Worn Powerstone, Thran Dynamo, Tolarian Academy and Seat of the Synod. There were other options, but this was just too good to pass up. I also had some bomb blue cards (Time Warp won me more than one game), Time Spiral and Windfall. Now, here is where we get into some sketchy card selections in this new list... I also had Inkwell Leviathan and Emrakul, the Promised End. Now, before you shout "GRBS!", here me out on how some of this played out. It was really unexpected. This needs some exposition, so I'll elaborate more below. Let me finish with the deck. I ran mostly blue with some black (for exhume and Twisted Abomination) and white (for removal and enlightened tutor which got me O-ring). Also had Supreme Verdict and Sphinx's Revelation (insane with a ton of mana obviously). Other than Emrakul and Inkwell, I had basically no other win conditions but I could outdraw everyone and the only play bigger than what I would do was Crush of Wurms.
Speaking of Crush of Wurms.... so the one match I want to comment on in detail is the one with Casual Guy and his sweet ass GW deck.
Before I get to it though, I'll go very quickly through the other two matches. I got wrecked by Newbie's GR deck as I mentioned. I helped him play it (which certainly was to my detriment), but it was a really fast deck. I simply couldn't ramp fast enough and play enough removal to avoid death. I once opened with a draw that had a T3 Inkwell, and I still lost that game to this deck. I just couldn't race him. Another game, I landed Emrakul, did as much damage as I could with the mindslaver ability and still lost (to top decked overrun). Deck was simply beastly against me. I had to laugh. That game I had Emrakul, I had 13 life and emptied his hand only to die to an elf and 4 squirrel tokens on a top decked overrun. I mean, what can you do? lol.
Against Spike, I lived the dream with a T2 Inkwell (off a bounceland discard to 8 card BS play), to which his deck promptly folded having no answers. Yeah, Inkwell is probably just too retarded but thematically it fits so well with what blue is doing (artifacts) and it almost feels mandatory if you want
tinker to not suck. I also got beat in no fewer than 2 games with a resolved inkwell against a no-frills be efficient creature deck. Inkwell can be raced (though maybe not on T2 to be fair). I don't know. I wish there was a less oppressive option that still was worth tinkering for. Battlesphere IMO is a much worse more oppressive card than Inkwell because it stabilizes and it's a faster clock and it costs 2 less and it's colorless to add insult to injury. Inkwell requires you to build a deck around it to play it. I did that and still wasn't winning when I got it into play.
OK, on to the match with Casual Guy. We played 3 games and they were all crazy. I won 2-1, but again I should have lost all three games (game two for sure). So first game, he sticks a Troll Ascetic with Rancor and just bleeds me out. I simply have no way to remove it. I misplay the hell out of this one too because I Supreme Verdict not realizing there isn't a "no regeneration" clause, Casual Guy catches me (very happy about that - he's gotten so much better at Magic). And that is all she wrote. Not that it mattered. He got this in play and then proceeded to plow under me afterwards. I spent most of the game just getting lands back into play.
Second game, he's wrecking me again but I clear the board I think with a cycled
decree of pain (troll can't survive that thankfully). He gets wake and a crush of wurms with a billion mana and a handful of cards. I'm at like 6 life with nothing in play. This game I should have lost, but the play I make with Emrakul is so ridiculous. Just listen to this. I have no idea how I survive what is essentially 4 times lethal on the board but I cast Emrakul because why not? In his hand,
Green Sun's Zenith,
Harmonize, some land and some small creature I think. For the mindslaver turn, I play his land, the creature and harmonize to see what I can dig into that might save me. I draw a
Wing Shards. Oh dear. Green Sun's Zenith for reclamation sage (knowing he had it), blow up Mirari's Wake so he can't flashback Crush of Wurms. That's three spells for those keeping track. I attack with his three wurms and his troll, and then wing shard him sacrificing everything. Game was over after he drew a land on his non-mindslavers turn. Literally, any other combination of cards in his hand and I just lose to his wurms.
So quick aside... Emrakul is probably busted. That said, I lost after resolving it twice. And it has a super interesting power limiter on it. The "on cast" makes it less good in cheat decks. And you have to put a lot of work into getting 13 mana (though graveyard cost reduction was key every time I cast it). This is probably GRBS, but this is one of the most interesting cards I've played with. Casual Guy was pissed off because both games I won were off of an Emrakul. I get it. To him, he sees me doing nothing but playing mana rocks and drawing cards like a durdle machine. Meanwhile, he's building a board and feeling like I'm stealing wins. This is the whole reason I built the midrange cube. So I totally get it. I can't fault him for feeling this way.
Anyway, game three is the most ridiculous game of the night. I ended up with 2 cards in my library. Mind you, this is after I played
Time Spiral. The game was like an hour and I literally drew my deck almost two times over trying to beat Casual Guy's GW deck. I cannot remember all the details of this game. It was too long. But it included a wing shard more than one time on my Inkwell and Emrakul,
plow under's, reclamation sages, troll beat downs, green sun's zenith for stuff I didn't want to see in play, windfall discarding hands to try and find answers. I don't even know what to say. This was an epic battle. So this whole ridiculous thing ends with me at 6 life and him at way more than I can do in a single turn even with two giant monsters in play. I can't attack without dying to an alpha strike, I can't kill him in one swing and I can't clear his board. He has lethal on his turn but I haven't conceded so he knows I have something in hand (
decree of pain that would cycle down his wurms enough for me to live). He hesitates (which was the right move). I'm down to two cards in my library and pretty much think I'm going to deck. What do I draw? Fucking
Time Warp. Swing, time warp, swing. Game.
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than good.