Grillo_Parlante
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General Terrible flavor texts
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Onderzeeboot
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Groan...
Mortifying.
I feel it is missing a '-disease' at the end of that abomination. It just seems to end so abruptly (not that my fix would make the joke any better).
Mortifying.
Onderzeeboot
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It should clearly end with "-itis"!
http://static.starcitygames.com/sales/cardscans/MTG/ORI/en/nonfoil/ThunderclapWyvern.jpg
Groan. This would actually have been pretty good with just the 1st sentence.
Groan. This would actually have been pretty good with just the 1st sentence.
Onderzeeboot
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Groan. This would actually have been pretty good with just the 1st sentence.
That would have been pretty mediocre as just a 2/3 flash for
! I mean, Hussar Patrol isn't exactly high on anyone's list of cubeable Azorius cards! Flying makes it a bit better, but boring. I think the third line is actually what makes this card interesting!
I'm sad the Boros and Dimir uncs are so boring/overcosted. I had high hopes after seeing the rest, but alas :/
Are any of them cubeable?
I like Possessed Skaab.
Wait, are we cubing cards based on their awful flavor text merits now?
FlowerSunRain
Contributor
Get ready for my next article, Thunderclap Wurm is the Best Card in MtG: Origins!
So is countersquall's flavor text good or bad? I think it's good but my friend thinks it is pure cheese.
EDIT: I'm referring to the Ajani VS Nicol Bolas version. Not the original Alara one.
EDIT: I'm referring to the Ajani VS Nicol Bolas version. Not the original Alara one.
Chris Taylor
Contributor
For the lazy
Eh. It could benifit from a healty dose of KISS, but I don't think its outright horrible, just mediocre.
Eh. It could benifit from a healty dose of KISS, but I don't think its outright horrible, just mediocre.
Onderzeeboot
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I like it.
Dom Harvey
Contributor
This one is epic
Dom Harvey
Contributor
idk if this one is good or awful
idk if this one is good or awful
Sounds like a line spoken by a character that must, later in the episode, be saved by Xena, Warrior Princess.
Onderzeeboot
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No, I think it's Star Trek, cause he is listing red shirts!
There's just so many ways to make that one better. That second sentence sounds like something you'd read on 9gag. Even just as simple a change as "Mostly our things" or "Especially our things" at least puts it in mediocre territory.
EDIT: the "well, okay," has got to go is what im saying
EDIT: the "well, okay," has got to go is what im saying
"Death Trigger" sounds like a metal band.
Laz
Developer
"When something dies, all things benefit; though, some more than others." Perhaps?
"Hur Durr! I build big zombie from dead things! I maked wings. See!" Even?
'Death Trigger' + metal band just makes me think of this:
I was thinking to myself just the other day that threads like this one make me happy that Riptide lab exists.
"Hur Durr! I build big zombie from dead things! I maked wings. See!" Even?
'Death Trigger' + metal band just makes me think of this:
I was thinking to myself just the other day that threads like this one make me happy that Riptide lab exists.