Okay the spoiler gods heard me talking shit so now I gotta post about the rest of this deck I guess
IDK if this sparks joy but it's interesting. Lotta good words on it.
Lotta good words on this too. I'm not sure it fits into what my specific artifact deck is doing, but this is cool.
This card makes some BODIES. Love a good black 5, I've never really been happy with any but
shriekmaw, and it's only barely a 5
Speaking of Shriekmaw! Flash is a big upgrade, and this body is a real ass threat. Plus hey, you can mill yourself and kill their thing, even if that feels a bit unintuitive at first.
Okay sure, 6 mana sorcery that does the opposite of impact the board, but if you live till chapter 3 that is a hell of a payoff.
This did exist, but it was (one of two) 10 mana white cards or
Phyrexian Scriptures, whereas this is a bit more paletable. Honestly surprised it took this long!
This is also just like a solid value card I think. Both halves are artifacts?
More cool things to weld in and out (specifically in here). The body isn't embarassing, but maybe you just wanna be welding 6s and not messing around with this?
Okay this I have to call out for the worst incentive structure ever
What number of creatures do you control where you don't just laugh at this trigger?
Also this guy, who is a peasant tinker target for those that want that.
I, on the other hand, have died of laughter and/or only controlling 5 creatures