Yeah, this sort of junky discussion.
I have to say, categorization arguments in cube tend to be the least informative, least interesting discussions I've run across. People find a system that works well enough for them, and that's fine. If someone is actively shopping for a new system, there are a bazillion places to find the argument hashed out. Personally, I'd not broach the subject for a while on Channelfireball, since the only people interested will be the most serious cube managers, and most of those already have a fixed opinion about it. I figure most people are likely to click on a cube article because they want to read about the awesome, not about the minutae. (Cube! Come for the fun, stay for the spreadsheets!)
Actually, rereading your original comment, I can't tell if you're joking about writing a classification article...