Pizza is not the thing to eat, sushi and donair are. I rep my city, dog, idk about you.
Cool things tend to happen on an invitational and ad hoc basis - while there's definitely public spaces you might prefer to be (in someone's) home instead, the straight clubs suck unless you're really into either BDSM or (and) coke, and the people are cold and alienating, allegedly. Views are great though, make sure to visit Sun Yat-sen Memorial Gardens, eat as much sushi as possible (it's fast food here), and go to Stanley Park if the weather's nice. I'm not sure how much time I'll have to play tour guide in late January but I'm happy to lead a small party of bon vivants.
The Storm Crow is our version of the bar that has a shelf of boardgames; you can buy mixed drinks with terrible nerd names, and they show Game of Thrones on the tvs instead of hockey games. Decent place to be a nerd among nerds. If you wanna drink, go to St Aug's or the Alibi Room.
Wreck Beach is the only nudist beach in BC but you don't actually need to visit, it's annoying to get to. Because of this it's one of the nicer beaches, though.
The $3 breakfast special at Bon's is An Experience (go early for brunch and also get a pitcher of Granville Island Winter Ale). Bon's Off Broadway is an institution, with portions and prices to match. You'll drink like ten incredibly tiny cups of coffee
Coffee - we don't have a lot of worldclass coffee but there are a few places worth detouring for. Cafe Prado on Commercial is my favorite.
Also a friend of mine works at the cat cafe that just opened recently so I'll probably drag people there, I think there'll be an event at the Cobalt that Tuesday where you can drink wine and make a painting, and we have an okay cinema culture. Vancouver is dope.