There's a start but I'm sure we could find a way to tighten up and make it more universal.
Okay here's one in the above theme that is more possible with the new advents in formatting
Bestial Command
Instant
Choose two:
- Destroy target artifact or enchantment
- Put a 2/2 green wolf token onto the battlefield
- Put a 2/2 green wolf token onto the battlefield
- Search your library for a land, reveal it, and put it into your hand
Somewhat unrelated:
Entropic Wisps
Instant
(probz mythic lol)
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.
Shrewd Necromancer
Creature - Human Wizard Mercenary
When Shrewd Necromancer enters the battlefield exile target card from a players graveyard.
When Shrewd Necromancer enters the battlefield put a 2/2 black zombie token into play tapped.
2/2
Pseudo remakes I think might be healthy in the right format:
Jungle Plasm
Creature - Ooze
(U)
Jungle Plasm enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters.
2/2
(remake and reflavor this at rare for trample, uncounterable, or flash)
Weasel's Bargain
Legendary Enchantment
Fading 3
When you remove a counter from Weasel's Bargain, draw a card.
When Weasel's Bargain is put into a graveyard from the battlefield you lose 3 life.
(imagine substituting the death trigger with a demon token to your opposition)
Fun Prompt: Can you guys think of a stifle green guy, that isn't so cumbersome as to make him entirely unwieldly, hopefully surprising and not unreasonable to hold in your hand. (I know 1G flash stifle non-land 2/1 is popular but I'm not sure that's what we wana be after)