... moreover this guy has made a huge impression on me despite being hella clunky
Dude, I love this card so much it is unhealthy. It is the clunky-ness that stops it from being broken as all christ.
Decentish enough stats with evasion for the cost to make you not feel embarrassed to drop him with nothing on board.
In-built removal protection, sacrifice outlet and permanent buffs. How does this guy not get enough love?
I probably pick him way too high but have you ever tried to stop a 6/6 with evasion on turn 4?
Just have to hope they don't have a white mana open