Wadds -- not to hate but I don't get the point of set reviews. I will even make you feel better by posting these, which were written by a minor
Magic figure:
Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded
Constructed: 2.5
As I’ve myself said numerous times, this guy is more impressive than he looks, solely because he
is a two-mana Planeswalker. It’s very hard to evaluate a Planeswalker that cheap, and I expect him to perform above expectations, though at this point people possibly are expecting more due to many voices saying that same thing. Either way, despite the fact that his first two abilities don’t affect the board at all, he provides enough value at a low enough cost that I really do think he’s going to see play. Owen went into more detail in
this article, and I agree with his perspective.
Blood Artist
Constructed: 1.0
There will be blood…in Limited. In Constructed, this just isn’t
Disciple of the Vault, for which I am thankful.
Stoneforge Mystic
Constructed: 2.0
This is unlikely to make a splash in Standard, but getting
Umezawa's Jitte in Extended makes this quite interesting. I doubt that it makes something as clunky as
Tatsumasa, the Dragon's Fang worth it, but even if it only can get Jitte, there are decks that are interested.
5.
Hada Freeblade
4.
Admonition Angel
3.
Marshal's Anthem
2.
Loam Lion
1.
Kor Firewalker
Delver of Secrets/Insectile Aberration
Constructed: 2.0
This might actually work, which is pretty sweet, since this is one of the many cards in the set with awesome flavor. Dropping one of these guys and Pondering should just about do it, and random flipping in a deck full of spells doesn’t seem out of the question. If there is an all-spell sort of deck, he could be a legitimate threat.
Skaab Ruinator
Constructed: 3.5
This thing is gonna ruin some hopes and dreams. Coming out early and often doesn’t seem unrealistic at all, and there are even multiple ways to achieve this goal. The first is
Birthing Pod, since he even only costs three, and once sacrificed, can be easily brought back. Multiple 5/6’s on turn four and five is tough to beat, and that’s without the backup plan of recasting them if the opponent manages to kill both all your guys
and the Pod itself.
The second way to maul them involves milling yourself, probably with Forbidden Alchemy and Dream Twist, and likely alongside Unburial Rites and other sweet Flashback cards. This deck seems a bit more creature-light than the ‘Pod deck, but between
Snapcaster Mage,
Skaab Ruinator, and possibly even
Armored Skaab, you have a good start.
Either way, I expect there to be much ruinating over the next year, and it should be pretty sweet.
Runechanter’s Pike
Constructed: 1.0
If your graveyard is full of 10 instants and sorceries, why haven’t you won the game already?
Griselbrand
Constructed: 2.5
Good branding will take you far, and Griselbrand is dominating the “sick reanimation target” market in Standard. Even in older formats, he probably wins, since drawing 7 cards tends to be good in most matchups. Not all, because aggro does still exist everywhere, but against control/midrange/combo decks, Griselbrand is your go-to Demon. Past reanimation, there is also the possibility of just casting this beast, even if that is somewhat less likely. I could see ramp decks or control decks maybe using this as a finisher, since you do have room for a sick 1-of in most decks. Either way, Griselbrand is a big game.
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Still, though, I'm not sure what the point of not testing most of these cards is when you could just test all of them and come to a meaningful conclusion. It could so happen that only 9 m15 cards make the cut long-term and you recommend 9, but they'll be different etc. I brought this up with LSV in comments once and he said "the whole point is first impressions" but ehhhhh the above shows they're of unintentional humor value mainly. well that and puns (
meteorite as mana rock).