OK RIPTIDELAB. LET'S ALL GATHER ROUND FOR CML'S TOTALLY POINTLESS STORYTIME!!!
A friend told another friend of his unfamiliar with
MTG culture that a 14-year-old girl had Stage IV lymphoma, and her dying wish was to write an article that would be featured on the Mothership. With the very last of her strength she was able to type it out, hunting and pecking, ponderously, like Steven Hawking at a pick-up bar, and send it in to whomever manages these things. Thus
"Nymphs of Theros" was published. The friend went home and read it, then told our mutual friend, "You know, I don't want to be a dick, but that article was pretty dumb, even for a 14-year-old girl. What's more, there's something wrong with your story. If there really was a girl dying of cancer, wouldn't they have at least had a little time for, if not a photo-op, then an announcement on the front page?" We then decided that, would we were to endeavor to reproduce (gods willing, never) and our fetus had written the article, we'd have to give it a mercy killing. Thus my new dysphemism "post-birth abortion" was ... born.
The whole point of the story is that Ruhan is not only dumb, he's dumber than "Nymph(o)s of Theros."
Going back to 3c cards, my great love of gold sections bigger than a Downtown Vegas pawn shop makes me wanna type out some more stuff.
Rhox War Monk is on-again, off-again -- it's a fantastic card that time has for whatever reason forgotten. The new Rhino is sweet, too, and he reminds me of another card with equal mana cost that saw some play:
Finest Hour.
Esper Charm was a ridiculous constructed card that is too low-impact in Cube.
Sprouting Thrinax might be good in a Waddell-style thing.
Fiery Justice is well-loved over here, it's a terrific card.
I could never get anyone to pick Broodmate or Mimeoplasm.