Being a new poster is confusing. Who are these strange people, and why is the guy in the Seattle jersey always so angry? Does anybody get his references? And one of the administrators advocates for Volcanic Hammer. And has never written an article. Does he even know how to cube? Here's the lay of the land.
CML
In CML's world, there's no problem that can't be solved by a healthy serving of color-intensive three and four drops. As long as they're not blue, because fuck blue. CML can be easily identified by his frequent allusions to libertarians (anything he has vague negative feelings about), Lena Dunham (anything he has vaguer mixed feelings about) and various facist regimes (anything he finds to be brilliant). Any card (his name included) that can be reduced to a three-letter acronym can and will be reduced. Sure, you may be able to deduce cards like QPM and DRS, but when he drops a PPW into the conversation you may be left scratching your head.
Dom Harvey
Marked by an abhorrence of the combat step, Dom has been trying to make spells matter wince the Gulf War. Dom is a fervent defender of the status quo, penning such classics as "Red Spells You Should Never Play In Cube" and "Red Spells You Should Never Play In Modern". We're all hoping he branches out to other colors soon.
Eric Chan
Eric's radical approach to cube design centers around minimizing removal efficiency in order to give aggro decks some "breathing room". No control deck has ever won his cube, which he heralds as evidence of his brilliance. Eric starts his personal search for new cube cards queries the text "target creature", sorted by converted mana cost. Decreasing. Following Return to Ravnica's printing, Eric bemoaned rampant power creep. "Trostani's Judgment really should have been a Sorcery."
FlowerSunRain
FlowerSunRain (unlovingly referred to as 'FSR') abhors splashy effects, and strangely fetishizes vanilla creatures. Once a self-proclaimed cube expert registered to RiptideLab just to call FlowerSunRain an idiot. Lurkers are encouraged to do the same.
Chris Taylor
Chris has posted here nearly 1500 times, but I don't think he's ever cast cards using their Oracle wording. He's also really afraid of traffic, but the time he saves by not travelling has enabled him to post nearly 1500 times.
Alfonso Bonzo
Alfonso recommends cubing with cards that were marginally playable (at best) in their original environments.
Jason Waddell
For lack of better ideas, Jason breaks singleton until people stop reading his articles. I'm not sure he even plays Magic. This entire site is likely a front for his embarrassing online dating articles.
James Stevenson
James posts here because MTGS' anti-hatespeech rules were too stringent.
Lucre
Lucas posts here because he was IP banned from MTGS. He'll probably go back there as soon as he finds a new apartment.
CML
In CML's world, there's no problem that can't be solved by a healthy serving of color-intensive three and four drops. As long as they're not blue, because fuck blue. CML can be easily identified by his frequent allusions to libertarians (anything he has vague negative feelings about), Lena Dunham (anything he has vaguer mixed feelings about) and various facist regimes (anything he finds to be brilliant). Any card (his name included) that can be reduced to a three-letter acronym can and will be reduced. Sure, you may be able to deduce cards like QPM and DRS, but when he drops a PPW into the conversation you may be left scratching your head.
Marked by an abhorrence of the combat step, Dom has been trying to make spells matter wince the Gulf War. Dom is a fervent defender of the status quo, penning such classics as "Red Spells You Should Never Play In Cube" and "Red Spells You Should Never Play In Modern". We're all hoping he branches out to other colors soon.
Eric Chan
Eric's radical approach to cube design centers around minimizing removal efficiency in order to give aggro decks some "breathing room". No control deck has ever won his cube, which he heralds as evidence of his brilliance. Eric starts his personal search for new cube cards queries the text "target creature", sorted by converted mana cost. Decreasing. Following Return to Ravnica's printing, Eric bemoaned rampant power creep. "Trostani's Judgment really should have been a Sorcery."
FlowerSunRain
FlowerSunRain (unlovingly referred to as 'FSR') abhors splashy effects, and strangely fetishizes vanilla creatures. Once a self-proclaimed cube expert registered to RiptideLab just to call FlowerSunRain an idiot. Lurkers are encouraged to do the same.
Chris Taylor
Chris has posted here nearly 1500 times, but I don't think he's ever cast cards using their Oracle wording. He's also really afraid of traffic, but the time he saves by not travelling has enabled him to post nearly 1500 times.
Alfonso Bonzo
Alfonso recommends cubing with cards that were marginally playable (at best) in their original environments.
Jason Waddell
For lack of better ideas, Jason breaks singleton until people stop reading his articles. I'm not sure he even plays Magic. This entire site is likely a front for his embarrassing online dating articles.
James Stevenson
James posts here because MTGS' anti-hatespeech rules were too stringent.
Lucre
Lucas posts here because he was IP banned from MTGS. He'll probably go back there as soon as he finds a new apartment.
