So James is coming to draft my cube on Monday. It'll be a medium difficulty crew showing up, headlined by our new Pro Tour player and limited master. Only two of the players have not ever 3 - 0'd the cube, and one of them is known for going 3 - 0 with 50 card control decks that I refuse to mention in my ChannelFireball articles. Another is the 3 - 0 UR Delver drafter who has no confidence in his own play but will randomly "oops I win" his way in, even though he's actually a pretty decent player.
One looks like Huntmaster of the Fells (you'll know) and somehow is far worse at cube than any of the other formats he plays, and one of them is "1 - 2 Hannes". Hannes did go 2 - 1 once, but I'm pretty sure that was just an accounting error.
Lastly, one of our old regulars will be back in town for the first time in a year. He drafts Shardless Bant without fail. "Shardless Agent, cascade, Stoneforge Mystic, grabbing Batterskull. Next turn ignore Batterskull and jam JTMS."