At least they've confirmed Murder is a crime!
Assault is a crime but Battery isn't. Good to know.
You may also be relieved to find out that Crime is a crime.
I wonder why this is formatted differently to Kabira Takedown and similar. Will this be the way this effect is written going forward do you think? The big difference I can see is that this works with Deathtouch (and Lifelink but that's less important) but is there anything else I'm missing...
I definitely felt this as well while looking the previews, you're spot on with the lack of authenticity. It's like anyone can call themselves a detective.
This templating annoys me so much. I'm assuming this is from the main set and not even a commander set? If the wording has to be like this for it to work in multiplayer, they need to redesign the card rather than print this. "Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, ..." is nonsense in a...
This is my favourite art in all of magic.
And life imitates art:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8961523/Baby-elephant-tries-hide-light-pole-caught-eating-sugarcane-Thailand.html
I'm sure we had a thread a while ago about a "berserker" archetype with ways to make high power creatures and then push them through, am I misremembering the name or just making it up completely? I've not had any luck searching for it.