You're damn right that isn't the sort of traffic we want. The last thing anybody wants is attracting a crowd whose idea of community is masturbating over nonconstructive and senseless shared hatred; I learned that on my first day here when I fired a shot at MTGS. The public figures we slander will catch wind of something like that and an army of white knights will descend on this place. A person can go ahead and insult or criticize people in private, they may thank you for it later, but when you do it in public they and others will think you mean it and take offense even if your complaints are legitimate.
For all the Magic community's impressions that there's some rivalry between various online stores and their sponsored players, regardless if it exists or not the official public reality is that there is no such feud beyond normal business competition. An article posted here would get you fired from CFB as they would have to distance themselves from you, the administrator of the site that hosted the article and presumably the person who approved it.
There was a circlejerk earlier over how impotent MTGS users were at reviewing Born of the Gods candidates for Cube. We don't need to do that and we certainly don't need to call out writers especially when it is your reputation that will be the ultimate casualty; most of us here are shielded by our anonymity or lack of reputation attached to our real name.
Eh, I disagree on almost all points. First of all, don't we fire shots at MTGS and Usman et al. all the time, to good results? Isn't fearing a backlash from people who don't matter the worst possible reason not to do something? I spend a lot of time playing paper
Magic and meeting and talking to its people, from the bottom to (well, kinda near) the top; I've had to slog my way through swamps of White Knights, and my best guess is that those guys would bitch in their own universe; it's hard to imagine they'd deign to dirty their non-existent popularity contest in this sweet forum.
I also take issue with the idea that to call things what they are is a poor idea, when the worst aspect of the MTG community is unquestionably a bullshit pretense towards professionalism -- which leads to, uh, bad writing, as well as the kinds of autos-da-fe you'll see on MTGS but not here. In one way, sure, it's not constructive, as it's senseless to expect the White Knights or the terrible writers to change; their resistance to criticism is fairly close to absolute. But if you
show people this is true, or
find people who realize this truth, then the sweeter people might come here seeking an alternative to the typical culture; let everyone else debate EDH banlists and pop boners for functional reprints; who cares? We're not trying to save them.
As for reputation, it's a complicated topic. If I were nicer more people would like me, but I might not like them or myself all that much, so maybe it wouldn't be worth it, but maybe it would be, up to a point; this kind of complex analysis is so essential to playing
MTG well and yet so depressingly absent from how
MTG people think about other
MTG people. Not saying what's on your mind, to be clear, is the opposite of a solution. I am indebted to you for articulating the idea that having any kind of
MTG reputation makes it impossible to criticize anyone in public.
What you somehow fail to realize is what an incredibly awful thing this is for Magic, and that what distinguishes this site from MTGS and the Mothership, etc., culturally, is a resistance to that -- not defining in opposition to that, which would amount to more or less the same thing, but an indifference. Who cares?
What I'm trying to argue is that if people think awful things about the status quo of
Magic in private, which they do, they might want to do so in public; otherwise, we could talk about singleton 720s on the Salvation forums 'til the cows come home. Many on this site have told me of their disregard for mainstream
Magic culture, and, unsurprisingly to me, there's a lot less overall negativity here than there is on actually every mainstream
Magic site. An article about the top 8 worst
Magic writers could be a part of that, and it could encourage others who feel the same way to be a part of that. It could even be light-hearted! For example, if you're going to argue that bad writing can be ignored and writing about bad writing can't be ignored, then you might as well come out and say more explicitly the common
MTG sentiment that bad things re less bad than calling bad things bad, which is comedy gold.
That you assume it would amount to "masturbating to hatred" is so incredibly superficial; why must something calling something else bad -- which would be the opposite of slander in this case, even by UK standards! -- be based on "hate," even? I'm not on some crusade against the philistines here, having tossed the idea out there due to boredom and a desire to provoke a discussion a little lighter and much less meta than this, and if nobody likes the idea, or Wadds's hands are tied, I wouldn't care that much, though I realize the length of my post here invites accusations of disingenuousness. Blah blah blah in conclusion the times in my life when I've been unhappiest have been the times when I pretended awful things weren't awful; where would we be if we hadn't said the Modo Cube was awful? Where are all the other people who think it's awful? Would they like to hang out with us? And if they don't want to, who cares? It could be a bad idea, I realize, but I think it's well worth a try.